Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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