butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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