my mouth tastes like poor choices
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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