I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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