butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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