you would pick up someone in the library
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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