I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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