oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
where am i from again
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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