Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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