he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I'm really busy with my period
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