dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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