I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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