guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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