I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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