ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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