I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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