I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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