i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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