We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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