your parents love me but you hate me
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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