So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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