i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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