If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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