So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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