I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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