am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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