I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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