And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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