I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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