He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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