I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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