Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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