so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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