Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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