I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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