doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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