Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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