Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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