i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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