speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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