I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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