i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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