Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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