i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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