Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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