I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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