i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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