we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
