I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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