they said they heard you say put it in my butt
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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