Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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