I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm way too hungover for life right now
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
