Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You can't motorboat a personality
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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