Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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