I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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